Food Jokes

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

What fish make the best sandwich?
→ A peanut butter and jellyfish

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?
→ Fish and ships!

Why do penguins eat fish?
→ Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?
→ Birdsthigh fish fingers!

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
→ He wanted sweet and sour pork!

An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples."
"I won't be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange tree".