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Cheese Not Yours
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
→ Nacho cheese!
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What do you call cheese that's not yours?
→ Nacho cheese!
What's a doll's favorite food?
→ Barbie-Q!
What do you call an egg from outer space?
→ An unidentified flying omelet!
What do you call a fake noodle?
→ An Impasta.
What did one strawberry say to the other?
→ "Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods?
→ One was "a-salted."
What's a fresh vegetable?
→ One that insults a farmer.
What vegetable needs a plumber?
→ A leek.
- Would you like a duck egg for supper?
- Only if you quack it for me.
- Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?
- Why? Do I look like one?