Food Jokes

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?
→ It was a crusty steed!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?
→ Because he wanted to feel his oats!

A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack.

She offered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked.

"And more hair than Dad," added their son.

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?
→ They're used to people 'goblin' them!

What do witches eat at Halloween?
→ Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!

What is a child's favourite type of Halloween candy?
→ Lots a candy.

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?
→ Hallowieners!

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?
→ Ben/Anna!

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?
→ The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?
→ Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!