Food Jokes

Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If you're watching your weight," came one suggestion, "those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But get two. They're small."

What can you make from baked beans and onions?
→ Tear gas.

- Wife: You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?

- Husband: No thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home.

- Wife: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.

- Husband: Which is this?

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Butter!

- Butter who?

- Butter wrap up - it's cold out here!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Beef!

- Beef who?

- Beef fair now!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bean!

- Bean who?

- Bean working very hard today!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bacon!

- Bacon who?

- Bacon a cake for your birthday!

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?
→ Gravi-tea!

If there were no food left, what could people do?
→ Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.