Festival Jokes

- Teacher: What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?

- Student: Baseballs.

- Teacher: Baseballs?

- Student: Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?
→ He gave tanks.

What did the really ugly man do for a living?
→ He posed for Halloween masks.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?
→ The cat ate her.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
→ Because there's lots of school spirit!

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?
→ He was going as a banana.

What do witches eat at Halloween?
→ Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.

Why did the ghost go to the funfair.
→ He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?
→ By appearing in television spooktaculars.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?
→ Basket-ball, of course!