Dumb Jokes

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

- Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!!

- Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!

My friend is so stupid:

• He sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
• He thought a quarterback was a refund.
• He tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
• He thought General Motors was in the army.
• He thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
• He tripped over a cordless phone.
• Wrote "Taurus" where it said "sign here."
• He thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors and has the thing done. A couple of weeks later he was talking to one of his old buddies about it.

- Gee, it must have really hurt when they shot all that silicon into your chest to make your breasts.

- Not really, I hardly felt it.

- Well, it must have really hurt when they chopped off your manhood!

- Nope, I didn't really feel it either. The only thing that really hurt was when they drilled a hole in my skull and sucked out half my brain!

- Patient: Doctor, you've got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge to go downstairs and stick my dick into the biscuit tin. Do you know what's wrong with me?

- Doctor: Yes... You're fucking crackers!

- Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.

- Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!