Dumb Jokes

Why don't Polish people kill frogs?
→ Because it's their national bird.

Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag.

At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji that it will be better to take his car in reverse to the top of Mt. Abu as there will be no space at the top to turn around up there.

So, as per the guidelines given by the man, The Sardarji, goes to the top of Mt. Abu in reverse.

After sometime the Sardarji comes down of the hill in reverse..

When the man sees him, he asks the Sardarji why he came down the hill in a reverse gear.

The Sardarji replies that he got some space at the top of the hill so he reversed his car.

How do you sink a Polish ship?
→ Put it in water.

Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong?
→ The Aggie drove through a car wash

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?
→ 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?
→ Throw in a bar of soap.

You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?
→ He's the one with a duck.

What happened to the Polish National Library?
→ Someone stole the book.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?
→ They stop delivering.

What's delaying the Polish space program?
→ Development of a working match.