Random joke from this category
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver.
A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back.
"Step aside, lady," he barked. "I've taken a course in first aid."
The woman watched him for a few minutes, then tapped his shoulder.
"Pardon me," she said. "But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm right here."
A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and was rather confused. After nurse had made her comfortable, she was confronted with four of woman friends who asked, "How is she?"
The nurse replied, "Oh, she's quite dopey."
One of the friends said, "We know that, but how is she healthwise?"
- Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer.
- Well bring him in so I can cure him.
- I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.
- Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue?
- Why?
- Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting headache!
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."
"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "May I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change..."
Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street?
→ They were arch enemies.
What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?
→ Saturday Night Fever.
What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?
→ A dry doc.
Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?
→ In case they have to draw blood.
- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed its skin.
- Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!
