Dirty Jokes

Why can't blondes water-ski?
→ When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
→ Her crayons are still sticky.

A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Gimme a beer." The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?" To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
→ Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

And more on blondes...

But why do brunettes take the pill?
→ Wishful Thinking.

What does a blonde say after sex?
→ Thanks Guys.

What's the difference between a blond and a mosquito?
→ A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it.

Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?
→ Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.

A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.

"What's wrong?" her mum, (another blonde) asked.

"My boyfriend's just dropped me!" wailed the blonde.

Her mother nodded wisely and started to tell her all about the birds and the bees.

"No mum," the blonde interrupted. "You don't understand - I can fuck and suck with the best of them, but he says I can't cook!"

What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
→ When they lay on their backs they're screwed!