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Blonde Hair in Melbourne
Who's got long blonde hair and big tits, and lives in Melbourne, Australia?
→ Salman Rushdie.
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Random joke from this category
Guest
Madonna Documentary
What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
→ Missionary Position Impossible.
Guest
Marv Albert's Pink Slip
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
→ He put it on.
Guest
Ellen's New Sneakers
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?
→ They're called "dykeees". They have a longer than normal tongue and you can get them off with one finger!
Guest
Madonna and the Panama Canal
What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
→ Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch...
Guest
Copperfield's Magic Show
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like to show him a trick. "I will", replies a guy in the audience, "but I'm going to need your wife Claudia and a table." "Ok", says David and the guy gets on stage.
He then bends Claudia over the table, pulls down her knickers and starts fucking her from behind. David is now very pissed off and says, "That isn't a trick!!!"
The guy just looks at David Copperfield and replies, "I know, it's fucking magic."
Guest
Mike Tyson Gets Out
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may "commiserate". After a wild night of getting it on, it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and Mike are having a conversation. She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like first?" Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the good news." She tells him, "The good news is that you're bigger than Magic Johnson."
Guest
A Great Musician
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?
→ There is a great musician in you.
Guest
400 Legs
What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
→ The front row of a Hanson concert
Guest
Solve the Riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The POPE has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns' was hot,
Liberace NEVER used his on women,
Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi's
what is it?
→ A last name....... Were you thinking of something else?