Random joke from this category
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.
The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?"
"Years, I tell you years," she replied.
"That's no answer, you have to specify how long has he intimated with you."
"I don't know exactly, it's average, about six inches."
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
→ The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
→ The blonde - she is eighteen.
Why don't blondes use vibrators?
→ Because they are scared they might chip their teeth!!!
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
→ When the joy stick is wet!
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
→ A mobile sperm bank.
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
→ A hundred dollar bill.
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
→ All you can eat for under a buck.
What's the difference between a computer and a blonde?
→ The computer is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get on the elevator. The brunette notices a blob on the elevator wall and says: "OOOOOhhh that looks like semen." She reaches out and touches the blob with her fingers and says "It feels like semen."
The redhead reaches out and touches it with her fingers, smells it, and says "It smells like semen." The blonde, reaches out and touches it with her fingers and then puts her fingers in her mouth and tastes it and says, "It doesn't taste like anyone in this building . . ."
