Dirty Jokes

Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
→ It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth?
→ Einstein's dick.

What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose?
→ Sweetheart!

What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend?
→ "Funny, you don't feel Jewish."

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
→ So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?
→ Practice.

What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde?
→ When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?
→ She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?
→ She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians?
→ Militia Etheridge