Dirty Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
→ Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

What is a bellybutton for?
→ It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.

Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex?
→ She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?
→ The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.

Did you hear about the conceited blonde?
→ She screams her own name when she comes.

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?
→ You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.

What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?"
→ "No, I just lie there."

What do blonde's have against condoms?
→ Their cheeks.

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?
→ To keep the swelling down.

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?
→ Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'