Blonde Like Australia
Why is a blonde like Australia?
→ They're both down under, and no one cares.
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Why is a blonde like Australia?
→ They're both down under, and no one cares.
Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
→ They're doing research on black holes.
What do you call two blondes in a canoe?
→ Fur traders.
What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?
→ Public access.
How does a horny guy spell relief?
→ B-L-O-N-D-E.
How does a blonde prepare for safe sex?
→ She puts on rubber based lipstick.
What did the blonde say during a porno?
→ "There I am!"
Why do blondes have orgasms?
→ So they know when to stop having sex.
How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
→ A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.
What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head?
→ Sweet fuck all.