Like Corn Flakes
Why are blondes like corn flakes?
→ Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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Panama Canal
What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?
→ One's a busy ditch.
Rooster Difference
What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
→ In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
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Prostitute and Nymph
What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
→ The prostitute says:
- Aren't you done yet?
→ The nympho says:
- Are you done already?
→ The blonde says:
- Beige. . . I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.
Guest
Lipstick Stains
Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
→ Cause she blows the horn!
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Speech Impediment
What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
→ She can't say "No".
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Condoms in Ears
Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
→ So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.
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Driver's License
Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
→ Because she got an F in sex.
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Grandpa in the Hospital
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.
- How are you grandpa? - he asks.
- Feeling fine - says the old man.
- What's the food like?
- Terrific, wonderful menus.
- And the nursing?
- Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you.
- What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?
- No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they ring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light.
The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge.
- What are you people doing - he says - I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?
- Oh, yes - replies the Sister.
- Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The hot chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed!
Learn to Iron
- Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady.
- Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.