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Long and Hard
To a blonde, what is long and hard?
→ Grade 4.
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President Gorbachev
What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?
→ They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.
What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?
→ He knows who the ten men were.
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More Fun
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.
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Touch-Typists
Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
→ The rest are hunt'n peckers.
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Bermuda Triangle
What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
→ They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
Blonde Crossed With Lawyer
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
→ I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
→ Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.
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Frying Pan
How is a blonde like a frying pan?
→ You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
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Wear a Condom
Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
→ So she can have a doggie bag for later.
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was going to his Chevy and he got a vist from The Game Warden.
The Warden said:
- Hey Sir, what ya huntin?
The man said:
- Ducks.
The Warden said:
- Did ya have any luck?
He said:
- Got 3.
The Warden said:
- Let Me see them.
The Warden stuck his finger up the ducks butt, smelled it and said:
- This duck is from Ohio, do you have a stamp for it?
The Man gave him the stamp.
The Warden picked up the 2nd duck did the same thing and said:
- Kentuky duck, got a stamp?
The man gave him the stamp.
The Warden did the same thing with the last duck and said:
- Canada duck. Stamp?
The man gave him the stamp.
Then the Warden said:
- Where you from anyway?
The man pulled down his pants and said:
- You're the expert, you tell me!
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Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates were understandably curious:
- Jack, what happened to you?!?
- It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this fat lady stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of the ass of a fat lady? It looked funny. I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little tug. Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!
- Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?
- Naw... After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack -- so I tried to poke it back in.