Dirty Jokes

Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
→ Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
→ Tits Go In Front.

What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
→ They both have a black box.
→ Both have a cockpit.

What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
→ Not everyone has been in a 747.

Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
→ Because they can't even keep two calves together!

How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
→ By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
→ Hump me Dump me.

What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
→ You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
→ All you can eat, under a buck.

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
→ They both get easier to pick-up with age.