Dirty Jokes

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
→ They both wriggle when you eat them.

How do you drown a blonde?
→ Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
→ Don't tell her to swallow.
→ Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Why do blondes have square boobs?
→ Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
→ "Nice tits!"

Why do blondes have legs?
→ So they don't get stuck to the ground.
→ To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
→ So they don't leave trails, like little snails.

Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
→ Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
→ So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
→ So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
→ She kept having affairs with men!

Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
→ To cover up the valve stem.

What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
→ A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.