Computer Jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?
→ Oh give it arrest.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?
→ Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?
→ Click Jagger.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?
→ Click Whittington

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?
→ Rome.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?
→ To bone up on his schoolwork.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
→ They never want to log off.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?
→ He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Where's Spiderman's home page?
→ On the world wide web.

- Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

- Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet

- Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet

- Pupil: See? It works, doesn't it?