Computer Jokes

- Have you got the address of the butter website?

- Yes, but don't spread it around.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?
→ He had to start from scratch.

- Did you like www.flower.com?

- Not at first....but it grew on me!

- Did you know pillows have their own website?

- Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?
→ If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?
→ P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?
→ Internettles.

What do you put in a www.ashing machine?
→ Net curtains!

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?
→ Spotted click

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?
→ The Site-anic.