Computer Jokes

What surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
→ Thomas the Search Engine.

What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?
→ The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

- Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up.

- Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!

- My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net.

- What an intelligent animal!

- Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.

How are you getting on with the Internet?
→ Surf far, so good.

How do nuns surf the web?
→ On the Hymnternet.

- I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!

- Don't you mean netsurfing?

- No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!

- You need to log on to the window repair website!

- I did - but it gave me a pane!

- Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?

- I can't help it, I'm hooked.

Who started the campfire website?
→ Some bright spark.