Clean Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
→ A hip hopper.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?
→ Hare today, gone tomorrow.

What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
→ Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
→ Thistle have to do!

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
→ A receding hare line.

How is a rabbit like a plum?
→ They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
→ Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

How do you make a rabbit fast?
→ Don't feed it.

How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
→ You can smell the carrots on his breath.

How do rabbits get to work?
→ By rabbit transit!