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Snowman's Favorite Book
What is a snowman's favorite book?
→ War and Frozen Peas!
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What is a snowman's favorite book?
→ War and Frozen Peas!
- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman.
- Keep cool!
What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?
→ Curly hare.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
→ It has 4 rabbits' feet.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
→ For hare care.
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
→ Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
→ Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why are rabbits never gold?
→ How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
→ Bunny and Clyde.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
→ Rabbit Hood.