Catching a Squirrel
Do you know how to catch a squirrel?
→ Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Random joke from this category
Do you know how to catch a squirrel?
→ Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Mummy Vampire: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.
How does a girl vampire flirt?
→ She bats her eyes.
Why do vampires hate arguments?
→ Because they make themselves cross.
What do you call a vampire junkie?
→ Count Drugula.
What's Dracula's car called?
→ A mobile blood unit.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
→ A bite in shining armor.
Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?
→ Vein-illa.
Why are vampire families so close?
→ Because blood is thicker than water.
What's a vampire's favorite drink?
→ A Bloody Mary.