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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li...
→ Done!

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ What's a light bulb?

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.