Celebrities

Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, whom do you root for?

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?
→ They both look out their caves and see rubble.

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?
→ Loo-Loo!

What's blue and sings alone?
→ Dan Ackroyd.

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
→ He was a rough rider!

Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?
→ Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?
→ It made him shy!

What duo were famous for stealing horses?
→ Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?
→ He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!