Celebrities

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?
→ She's the one sleeping with the writer.

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?
→ Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ November.

How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!

How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ WHAT?

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.