Blonde Jokes

What did the blonde say to the physicist?
→ "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

Why are blondes like corn flakes?
→ Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
→ Proof reading.

What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?
→ One's a busy ditch.

What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
→ In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?
→ The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.

What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
→ Your job still sucks after 6 months.

What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
→ The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
→ The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
→ The blonde says, "Beige. . . I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

How do you get a blonde to marry you?
→ Tell her she's pregnant.

What will she ask you?
→ "Is it mine?"

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
→ An air bag.