Blonde Jokes

Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
→ She kept having affairs with men!

Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
→ To cover up the valve stem.

What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
→ Spot.

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
→ A Space Invader.

Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
→ They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
→ Tell them a joke on Friday night!

How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
→ She fell out of the tree.

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
→ So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
→ So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

What do you call a smart blonde?
→ A golden retriever.
→ A labrador.
→ An indicator of a really bad hangover.

What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
→ A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.