Blonde Jokes

Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
→ Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."

What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
→ Divorcee.

What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
→ "Nice tits!"

How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
→ Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
→ Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

Why do blondes have legs?
→ So they don't get stuck to the ground.
→ To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
→ So they don't leave trails, like little snails.

Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
→ It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was a television.

Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
→ Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
→ Frosted Flakes.

Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
→ So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
→ So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.