Blonde Jokes

How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
→ Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
→ Because she got an F in sex.

Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
→ It finally dawned on her.

On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".

By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

- Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady.

- Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.

To a blonde, what is long and hard?
→ Grade 4.

What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?
→ They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.

What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?
→ He knows who the ten men were.

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
→ From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks."

The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks."

"No. Those are deer tracks."

They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.

Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.

- Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

- Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!