Blonde Jokes

Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
→ Cause she blows the horn!

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
→ It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
→ To turn the blinker off.

What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
→ A blonde going through a flashing red light.

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
→ By the buckle print on her forehead.

What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
→ She can't say "No".

What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
→ Retardo.

What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
→ A visitor.

Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
→ So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.

Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
→ She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.