Blonde Jokes

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
→ They both get easier to pick-up with age.

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
→ They both wriggle when you eat them.

Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
→ So she could lip read.

What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?
→ They both have black roots.

How do you drown a blonde?
→ Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
→ Don't tell her to swallow.
→ Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Why do blondes have square boobs?
→ Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
→ 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
→ Three. . . one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
→ Two. . . one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms.

What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?
→ If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

What's the blonde's cheer?
→ "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O. N. . . . ah, oh well. . I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea. . . "

What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
→ Change.