Blonde Jokes

What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
→ A visitor.

What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
→ She can't say "No".

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
→ An air bag.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
→ You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Why are blondes like corn flakes?
→ Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?
→ Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
→ A Space Invader.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
→ They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
→ Flattered.

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
→ A dope ring.