Blonde Jokes

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
→ (I'll tell you tomorrow.)

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
→ Proofreading.

What is the definition of gross ignorance?
→ 144 blondes.

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
→ Third Grade.

Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
→ Because she loved children.

Why do men like blonde jokes??
→ Because they can understand them.

How do you confuse a blonde?
→ You don't. They're born that way.

How does a blonde commit suicide?
→ She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
→ They don't know the route.

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

- Cop: Do you know where you were going?

- Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.