Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes drive BMWs?
→ Because they can spell it.
→ Because they can spell BWM.

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
→ The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?

What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
→ Bigfoot has been sighted.

How does a blonde kill a worm?
→ She burys it.

How does a blonde kill a fish?
→ She drowns it.

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
→ She threw it off a cliff.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park.
The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

What does a blonde make best for dinner?
→ Reservations.

Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
→ From eating with forks.