Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
→ They're too hard to peel.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?
→ The cow fell on her.

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
→ Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, "Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!"
The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"

How do blonde brain cells die?
→ Alone

How do you confuse a blonde?
→ Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?
→ "It's okay Daddy, I'm not hurt."

Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months?
→ Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.

How do you drown a blonde?
→ Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
→ Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.