Blonde Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
→ She sneezes.

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

- Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

- I don't know. Why?

- It was easier to spell.

- Easier than what?

Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence?
→ She wasn't used to the front seat!

Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
→ "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
→ She didn't know what ONE came first...

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
→ One.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
→ A thought.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
→ She fell out of the tree.

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
→ So she could keep the refrigerator cold.