Blonde Jokes

What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?
→ She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.

What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?
→ An air mattress.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?
→ Because red means Stop.

Why do blondes stand under light bulbs?
→ It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?
→ They want to measure their intelligence.

I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.
I dyed my hair!

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?
→ In case she wanted black coffee.

When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
→ Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row

Why don't blondes like buttered toast?
→ They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?
→ She thought it was Diet Coke.