Blonde Jokes

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?
→ "Just flush it like everybody else does."

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
→ She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?
→ She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
→ That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?
→ She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it "Curl Up and Dye."

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?
→ Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?
→ None, as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?
→ So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
→ So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.