Blonde Jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
→ She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?
→ They take off their makeup.

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
→ They always forget the recipe.

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?
→ Play ball.

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
→ Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi.'

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?
→ They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident?
→ The spare tire in her trunk blew out.

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
→ She's the one on her bike.

How do you drown a blonde?
→ When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.

What's a blonde's favorite color?
→ A light shade of clear.