Blonde Jokes

How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself?
→ Acupuncture.

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
→ She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?
→ She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.

Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows?
→ It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.

Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?
→ Under "Home Improvements."

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
→ It is the one with the kickstand.

What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
→ Double-dumb.

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
→ Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?
→ Trying to put batteries in it.

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
→ Married.