Blonde Jokes

Why don't blondes like anal sex?
→ They don't like their brains being screwed with.

How do you get a blonde pregnant?
→ Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

Why are blondes like pianos?
→ When they aren't upright, they're grand.

Why do blondes like tilt steering????
→ More head room

Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows?
→ So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits.

A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb, and that the woman with really big tits were really really dumb.
When they got to the beach they split up. Later the mother saw the son and asked where his dad was. The boy said, "Well, the last time I saw him he was talking to this really, really, really dumb blond, and the longer they talked the dumber he got."

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
→ You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

How do you electrocute a blonde?
→ Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?
→ Silicone chips.

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?
→ A hula hoop with a nail in it.