Blonde Jokes

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
→ She went looking for the three guys.

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?
→ No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?
→ There is cheese in front of the mouse.

How many blonde jokes are there?
→ One - the rest are all true.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?
→ 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?
→ It's cloged up with paper plates.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?
→ They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine?
→ She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
→ She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

How does a blonde high-5?
→ She smacks herself in the forehead.