Blonde Jokes

Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis?
→ She's still looking for a lake with a slope.

What do you call a blonde sky diving team?
→ A new version of the lawn dart's game.

Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum?
→ She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.

Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time?
→ She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.

What can save a dying blonde?
→ Hair transplants.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?
→ "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?
→ Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?
→ There aren't any pictures.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?
→ Siamese twins.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
→ She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.