New ValueJet Slogans

Top twenty new slogans for Valuejet Airlines:

- ValueJet: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.

- ValueJet: We're Amtrak with wings.

- Join our frequent near-miss program.

- On flights, every section is a smoking section.

- Ask about our out-of-court settlements.

- Our staff has had lots of experience consoling next-of-kin.

- Are our jet engines too noisy? Don't worry. We'll turn them off.

- Complimentary champagne during free-fall.

- Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.

- The kids will love our inflatable slides.

- You think it's so easy, get your own plane!

- Which will fall faster, our stock price or our planes?

- Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose.

- ValueJet: We may be landing on your street.

- ValueJet: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.

- Bring a bathing suit.

- Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks. We try to get as close as possible for the best view.

- That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best pilots.

- Fly ValueJet. Find out there really is a God.

- ValueJet: A real man lands where he wants to.