Great To Be American

Top ten reasons why it's great to be American:

- You can have a woman president without electing her

- You can spell colour wrong and get away with it

- You can call Budweiser beer

- You can be a crook and still be president

- If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything

- If you can breathe you can get a gun

- You can invent a new public holiday every year

- You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.

- You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy"

- You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.

- You can get a pizza within minutes of ordering.