Signs You're Burned Out

You're so tired you now answer the phone:

- Hell.

Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream:

- Get off my back, jerk!

- Your garbage can IS your "in" box.

- You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.

- You have so much on your mind, you've forget often how to think.

- Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through ...er.... Monday.

- You sleep more at work than at home.

- You leave for a party and instinctively take your ID badge.

- Your Day Timer exploded a week ago.

- You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.