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How do you make a butterfly?
→ Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
→ To improve his bite!

Why are mosquitos religious?
→ They prey on you!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?
→ A mosquito drops off you when you die!

What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
→ Skin-diving!

What has antlers and sucks blood?
→ A moose-quito!

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
→ The Masked-quito!

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
→ Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!

What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?
→ A morese-quito!

What is the most religious insect?
→ A mosque-ito!

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?
→ You slap him and he slaps you back!

What is the insect's favorite game?
→ Cricket!

How do we know that insects are so clever?
→ Because they always know when your eating outside!

What lives in gum trees?
→ Stick insects!

What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?
→ A pool table?

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
→ He just beetled off!

What has four wheels and flies?
→ A rubbish bin!

What's an insects best chat up line?
→ Pardon me, but is this stool taken!

Where would you put an injured insect?
→ In an antbulance!

What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?
→ Chimney Cricket!

What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?
→ A grasshopper with hiccups!

Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
→ Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!

What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
→ A grasshover!

What is a grasshopper?
→ An insect on a pogo stick!

Why did the fly fly?
→ Because the spider spied 'er!