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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
→ When it's raining cats and dogs!

What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
→ A hamster!

What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
→ Three blind mice!

What do mice do when they're at home?
→ Mousework!

What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?
→ Sir!

Hickory hickory dock.

The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?
→ Getting it to fit over a bucket!

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?
→ Cross mouse cards!

Who is king of all the mice?
→ Mouse Tse Tung!

What mouse was a Roman emperor?
→ Julius Cheeser!

What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
→ Stalagmice!

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
→ Mice cubes!

What squeaks as it solves crimes?
→ Miami mice!

What goes eek, eek, bang?
→ A mouse in a minefield!

What is a mouse's favorite record?
→ 'Please cheese me'!

What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
→ A mouseketeer!

What are crisp, like milk and go "eek, eek, eek" when you eat them?
→ Mice Krispies!

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
→ An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

Why was the moth so unpopular?
→ He kept picking holes in everything!

What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?
→ A killer butterfly!

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
→ He wanted to see the floor show!

What's the biggest moth in the world?
→ A mammoth!

What do insects learn at school?
→ Mothmatics!

What insect lives on nothing?
→ A moth, because it eats holes

How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?
→ Because rolling stones gather no moths!

What is a myth?
→ A female moth!